1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,803 - wa-cha! Hiya! 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:06,440 - and now Dreamworks' kung fu panda: 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,309 Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,610 [gong rings] 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,613 * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,586 * raised in A noodle shop * 8 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,554 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,822 * he climbed The mountaintop * 10 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,258 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,426 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:27,161 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,131 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:33,134 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 15 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,236 * and master the skills 16 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,837 * of bodacious and awesome 17 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,672 * kung fu panda 18 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,575 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:44,145 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 20 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:45,146 * with the furious five 21 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,680 * protect the valley Something something * 22 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,550 * something Something alive * 23 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:53,154 * kung fu panda 24 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,256 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,224 Sweet! 26 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:02,163 [flute music] 27 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:08,136 * 28 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,545 - shh. [laughs] 29 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:21,582 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 30 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,385 Shh. [laughs] 31 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,720 [chuckles] Shh. - shh. 32 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,689 Oh, hey. Morning, tigress. 33 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:29,890 - what's going on? 34 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,725 Both: shh! 35 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,194 - monkey's about to pull 36 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,863 The best wake up prank On po, ever. 37 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,598 This is gonna be epic! 38 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:38,632 - want to watch? 39 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,301 - [scoffs] Don't be ridiculous. 40 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,535 Of course I don't want to-- 41 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,836 Ooh, this does look good. 42 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,910 [ropes creaking] 43 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,780 - po. [giggling] - mm. 44 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,448 - you're late for training! 45 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,616 - coming! 46 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,917 [crash] Unh. Oh. 47 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:01,889 [laughter] 48 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,594 Ow! 49 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,928 - gotcha! 50 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,198 You've been monked. 51 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,300 - heh, heh, yeah, good one. 52 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,801 Got me again. 53 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,937 Lucky for you I'm not petty Or vengeful or--nyaah! 54 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:17,938 Oof. 55 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,939 [whip] Arg! 56 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,274 - [laughs] 57 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,543 - it is so on. 58 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,846 - I don't like it, shifu, Not one little bit. 59 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,315 Superintendent woo And his daughter 60 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,283 Should have arrived by now. 61 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,684 Good heavens. 62 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:34,322 You don't suppose something Unsavory happened to them? 63 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,823 - I'll send out a team To look for them at once. 64 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,958 [crash, bam] 65 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,496 [grunting] 66 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,265 [both laughing] 67 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,266 - hyah! 68 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,500 - ow, unh. 69 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:50,271 Uh-oh. Ow! 70 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,507 - looks like the monkster Just got po'd. 71 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,643 - [groans] 72 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,977 - monkey, you okay? 73 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,879 - [groans] 74 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,483 Oh! My--my hands! 75 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,519 - aah! 76 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:06,854 Oh, no, monkey! 77 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:07,888 Forgive me! 78 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,257 Oh, monkey. 79 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,891 [pop] 80 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:11,992 - got you again. 81 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,794 [laughs] - nyaargh! 82 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,996 [thudding, crashing] 83 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,265 - po. Monkey. 84 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,702 - master shifu. Ha. 85 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,671 When did you get--whoa! 86 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,373 How did that happen? 87 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,007 - I thought I made it clear. 88 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,011 This little prank war between The two of you must stop. 89 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,346 Both: he started it. 90 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,382 - I don't care who started it. 91 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,550 I want it to end before One of you goes too far 92 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,319 And does something They'll regret. 93 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,354 Is that clear? 94 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,589 Both: yes. 95 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,658 - superintendent woo and his Daughter were supposed to arrive 96 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,394 At the jade palace last night. 97 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,362 I need-- - we need. 98 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,031 - we need, but mostly I, 99 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,733 Need you to find them, and-- 100 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,735 - and escort them back here At once. 101 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,970 Well, spit spot, off with you. 102 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,376 - [sighs] 103 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,845 - you heard what they said. No more pranks. 104 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,414 - not until I get even. 105 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,715 - bring it on, panda! 106 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:12,486 - [panting] 107 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,787 - something's wrong. 108 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,589 We should have run Into them by now. 109 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:16,790 - ah, relax. 110 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,360 They probably just stopped At an inn so superintendent woo 111 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,329 Could yell at someone. 112 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,732 Hey, what's that? 113 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,701 - where? 114 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:28,936 - behind that bush thing. 115 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,604 - what? I don't see anything. 116 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:33,073 - let's check it out. 117 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,709 [rip] Oh! 118 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,711 No-oh-oh-oh! 119 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,347 - nice try. 120 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,715 Let's face it, po. I'm too good. 121 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:42,950 You'll never get even. 122 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,084 - [grunts] - what are you doing? Where-- 123 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,421 - hey, do you hear that? - you can't--I'm a big deal-- 124 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,121 - [exerts] - I'm a big deal! 125 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:50,991 Why you--what are you doing to-- 126 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,993 You guys stupid Or whatever? 127 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,095 Why do you keep abducting me? 128 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,531 - for the big fat ransom. 129 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,433 We've been following you For months, 130 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,402 Waiting for the perfect moment, 131 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,737 And this is then for that. 132 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,706 - who talks like that? 133 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,508 I'm a ranking superintendent. 134 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,710 You're gonna get caught And heavily fined. 135 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,011 You hear? Huh? 136 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,448 - I forgot what A whiny boy he is. 137 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,117 - hmm. 138 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,118 [tinkle] 139 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,120 - [shouts] 140 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,123 - thank you. Our mom's birthday is coming up. 141 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,425 [smack] Oof! 142 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,394 [smack, smack, thump] Oh, ow, oh! 143 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,495 [thud] Oh-hooah! 144 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,029 - wow. 145 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,131 Let's give her a hand, po. [whoosh] 146 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,468 - monkey, wait! My hands are kind of busy. 147 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,836 [both laughing] - it's not funny. 148 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,004 - tak oh hya! 149 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,772 [thud, smack] - ow! 150 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,773 - dah! 151 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:42,710 - finally. It's about time. 152 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,878 [ding, ding] - what? 153 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,013 - hyah! [smack, thump] - oh! 154 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,014 - wyah! 155 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,850 [flutter] Ah, erm-- 156 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:50,851 Ah. - oh! 157 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,586 - ooh, waho! - oh. 158 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:53,821 - hya--ugh. - yah! 159 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:54,888 - ooh. - ryar! 160 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,557 [grunting] 161 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,693 - woo. 162 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,595 - hyah-uh. 163 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,499 - really, guys? 164 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,134 - this isn't over. 165 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,969 - okay. 166 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,504 - hyoo-ah! 167 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,872 - wassa! 168 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,708 - maybe it is. 169 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,444 [whoosh, whoosh] 170 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,446 - what are you doing? But--hey. Hey! 171 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,047 Go after them! They're getting away. 172 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,582 - those guys? 173 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:25,185 Scoff. Don't worry about them. 174 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,488 - how dare you disobey My father. 175 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,288 Go after them. 176 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,724 Fool. Dunderhead. Nitwit. [fading] 177 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,493 Do you have cabbage In your ears? 178 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,462 Go after them! 179 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,195 [full volume] Do you hear? 180 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,697 - don't worry. 181 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,066 They won't bother you With us around. 182 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,201 - then I'll do it myself. 183 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,737 Hyai-oh! 184 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,739 Oh, put me down. Now! 185 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:49,477 - I'm sorry, but we have orders To take you back to the palace. 186 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:52,513 - put her down, right now. 187 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,914 - you coming? - no. 188 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,216 Not until you go after Those pigs. 189 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:56,984 - [grunts] 190 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,087 - hey. Hey! Put me down, now. 191 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,154 [both complaining, threatening] 192 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:04,658 - wow, she's just like her dad. Mean and bossy. 193 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,927 - and she smells like Strawberries. 194 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,931 - yeah, right? I hate strawberries. 195 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,235 - never have I been treated like That in all my life. 196 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,571 - they should be flogged. Tortured! 197 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,106 - I'm terribly sorry. 198 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,107 But in their defense, 199 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,142 They were only trying To get you to safety. 200 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,911 - and now that you are safe, 201 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,581 You can hand over The stone of lu mong. 202 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:28,882 - no, we can't. 203 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,150 The pigs stole it! 204 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,886 - stole it? 205 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,788 Why didn't you go after them? 206 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,156 - wait, wait, wait, wait. 207 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,858 Nobody said anything about A stone. 208 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,560 - yeah. - what? 209 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:42,530 You need everything explained To you before you do something? 210 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,633 Huh? Stupid? Huh? 211 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,801 - this is disastrous. 212 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,269 Catastrophic! 213 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,638 - whoa, whoa, whoa. 214 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,105 What's so important about This stone? 215 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,776 - it is a long lost sacred relic Of the lu mong region. 216 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,211 Somehow it came into The possession of the emperor. 217 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,648 The inhabitants of lu mong Have threatened war 218 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:01,915 If it is not returned. 219 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,084 - a lu mongian delegation Is arriving 220 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,587 Within a matter of days To take it. 221 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,556 When they find it's not here-- 222 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,824 - war! All because of you. 223 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,594 You and your idiotic bungling. 224 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,663 I hope you're happy. 225 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:16,964 - very. 226 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,299 - [chuckles] There's not gonna Be a war. 227 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,301 Tigress probably already caught Up with those pigs 228 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,970 And has the stone. 229 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,172 And if you'd spent less Time yelling and told us 230 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,574 About the stone In the first place, 231 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,141 None of this would Have happened. 232 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,578 - oh! 233 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,751 - she touched me. - oh, she's got a lot of nerve. 234 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,053 Oh, she makes me so crazy. 235 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,990 - she makes me crazy too. 236 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,660 Anyway... I'll see you in the morning. 237 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:51,765 - makes you crazy too, huh? [chuckles] 238 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:57,605 Mantis, I got it! 239 00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:00,040 I finally know how To get even with monkey 240 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,975 For all those pranks. 241 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,777 - didn't master shifu tell you-- 242 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:04,878 - I know, I know. 243 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,714 But I gotta get even With monkey. 244 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,616 This prank is my chance. 245 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:11,018 You have to help me Write a letter. 246 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,154 [writing utensil scratching] 247 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:17,224 Okay, okay, okay. Read that back. 248 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,894 - [clears throat] "I, ming, Hereby order you, monkey, 249 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,030 To go out with me Tomorrow afternoon." 250 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,031 [chuckles] 251 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,198 - yes! 252 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:28,235 - "Dress is extremely formal." - [laughs] 253 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,171 - "Bathing is mandatory." That's awesome. 254 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,073 "P.S. You're paying." 255 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:36,677 [both laughing] 256 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,379 Oh, man, he's gonna freak Out when he reads that. 257 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,815 - right? He can't stand her. 258 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,391 [paper rustling] - hmm. Oh. 259 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,126 - [chuckles] 260 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,261 This will be so funny. 261 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,897 He'll be all yelling, "No, no, no!" 262 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,366 - yes, yes, yes! 263 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,268 Yes! 264 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,302 Po-- 265 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,804 Ming likes me. 266 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,038 She just sent me a letter 267 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,240 Ordering me out On a date with her. 268 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,409 I'm the happiest monkey In china! 269 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,945 O-whoo-hoo! A-ha-haa! 270 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,647 Yes! - but, monkey, I thought 271 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,414 You couldn't stand her. - yes! 272 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,786 Oh, whatever gave you that idea? 273 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,153 - uh-oh. 274 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,388 Uh, monkey-- 275 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,724 - not now, po. I have to get ready. 276 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,292 I can't believe it. She likes me. 277 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:28,395 She likes me! 278 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:34,735 - best. Prank. Ever! 279 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,203 [smack] Ooh! 280 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,306 - aww! 281 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,744 [sighs] 282 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,078 - whoa. You okay? 283 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,880 - [growls] I feel terrible. 284 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,916 I've been up all night trying To figure out how to tell monkey 285 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,117 That it was just a prank, 286 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,952 And ming doesn't really Like him. 287 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,420 Maybe I should talk to tigress. 288 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,188 - she's not here, remember? 289 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,124 Shifu sent her out looking For those pigs, 290 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,026 To get the sacred stone back. 291 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,129 I would've gone too, but-- It's my day off. 292 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,897 You hear there's gonna be a war? 293 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,065 - I mean a prank is one thing, 294 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,235 But this could really hurt Monkey's feelings, big time. 295 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,237 I better tell him before He actually goes on that date 296 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,271 And thinks ming stood him up. 297 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,139 - po-- 298 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,440 - should I just tell him, Tell him? 299 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,142 Or should I open with a joke? - po-- 300 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,144 - a limerick? - po! 301 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,079 Monkey already left For the date. 302 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,148 - what? Why didn't you stop him? 303 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,750 - day off. 304 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,751 - [growls] 305 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,188 - oh. 306 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,160 - she stood you up, huh? 307 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,163 Oh, tough break. 308 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,867 I almost hate to charge you For holding the table. 309 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,769 - why would she do this? 310 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,471 She's the one who asked me On the date. 311 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,007 - why ask why? 312 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:51,879 Love, women, noodles. 313 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:56,316 Tree, sky, ground. 314 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:59,787 I hope that helped. 315 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,195 - hey. How you doing? 316 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,331 - terrible. Oh, po. 317 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,266 Why would she do this to me? 318 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,204 For once, I thought someone Actually liked me. 319 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,305 - I like you. 320 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,808 - oh, it's the story of my life. 321 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:28,215 [giggling] 322 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,417 The girls never noticed me. 323 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,385 They all swooned over My brother. 324 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,186 [giggling] 325 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,023 I tried everything To impress them, 326 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,925 But all they saw was him. 327 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,026 [footsteps] Ow! 328 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,093 [splash] 329 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,063 Nobody liked me. 330 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,367 [ribbit] [splash] 331 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,905 But that all changed When she came along. 332 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:56,343 Her name was ya ya. 333 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,079 She was wonderful. 334 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,215 We did everything together. 335 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,385 We fell in love. 336 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,221 I was so happy, until... 337 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:11,458 My brother took her away. 338 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,226 I was devastated. 339 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,362 [tinkling sound] 340 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,231 And now, finally, After all these years, 341 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:22,569 Someone like ming Comes along and--oh. 342 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,205 Listen to me. What am I worried about? 343 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,040 She must like me, right? 344 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,276 Why else would she send me That letter? 345 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,378 But then, why didn't she come? 346 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,247 Unless--of course. 347 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,448 That's it. - huh? 348 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,285 - how could I have been So stupid? 349 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,953 - uh, listen, I can explain, monkey. 350 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,188 See, we were-- 351 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,357 - she's helping her dad Make plans for war. 352 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,993 - I--how's that? 353 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,228 - it explains everything. 354 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,130 Oh, for a minute there, 355 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,299 I thought maybe someone Was pranking me. 356 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,434 But who would be that cruel? 357 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,303 I'm going to call on her... 358 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,139 Gentleman man style. 359 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:03,210 - yeah, I--oh. 360 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,512 - you got that "I didn't Tell him" look on your face. 361 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,980 - I couldn't. 362 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,148 - so what are you gonna do? 363 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,150 - I--[gasps]. Guess! 364 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,151 - nope. Day off. 365 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,119 - aw, come on-- - dah! 366 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,922 - just--I just wanna--but-- - jah--cha--noo. 367 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,993 - you don't want To go out with her. 368 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,394 She's just mean. 369 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,463 - no, she's not. 370 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,332 Think she'd like My hair like this? 371 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,267 [squeak, squeak] Or this? 372 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,601 - uh, you didn't change it. 373 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,537 No, no, no, I'm serious. She's mean. 374 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,307 I-I saw her hitting shifu With a stick. 375 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,309 - ho! He probably deserved it. 376 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,946 - uh, what about That weird unibrow thing 377 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,480 She's got going on? Hmm? 378 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,183 - she doesn't have eyebrows. 379 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,451 - it didn't work. 380 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:48,355 - ugh, you should just Be honest and tell him. 381 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,323 - exactly! Except, not that. 382 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:57,364 - [happily humming] 383 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,434 - hey there, ming. 384 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,369 - hello. 385 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,637 - ha. Here's the thing. 386 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:09,042 I have this friend and, Well, he likes you. 387 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,377 - really? 388 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,046 And who is this friend? 389 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,483 - well, he's a great guy, But kind of shy. 390 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,686 And he's also A huge fan of fake barf. 391 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,354 So, uh, what I was thinking was-- 392 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,456 - I think I know. 393 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,525 - you do? 394 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,560 - oh, dragon warrior! 395 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,296 Do you know how hard it's been, 396 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,498 Being around you And not being able to say 397 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,366 How cute I think you are? 398 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,603 - ming, whoa, whoa, wait, what? Me, cute, wha--you, what? 399 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,205 - it's my father. 400 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,540 He wants me to be just like him. Yell, yell, yell. 401 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,543 While all the time I just wanted To hold you and squeeze you 402 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,512 And go like this to your belly. 403 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,415 Oh, scooshy, scooshy, scooshy. - ah, ha, oh, stop, no, really. 404 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,517 - oh, I love that belly! 405 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,386 I can't stand it! Oh, you're so cute. 406 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,454 Oh! - aah! 407 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,025 - the way you spoke To me was so...Exhilarating. 408 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,226 - [nervously laughs] 409 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,529 - no one has ever displayed So much passion for me before. 410 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,597 - what? No. No, no, no. - scooshy, scooshy, scooshy! 411 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,069 [kiss, kiss, kiss] 412 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,540 - you can't like me. 413 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,541 No, no, no, no. Not me! 414 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,211 - rah, rah, rah! Kiss me, fool. 415 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,180 Both: mmm. 416 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:32,425 [thud echoes] 417 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,528 [squish] 418 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,465 - so, just like my brother! 419 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,402 - ah-- 420 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,740 - hyaaa, dah! 421 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,642 - ah! [thump] 422 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,411 - jah! [smack] 423 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,146 [thump] - ow! Monkey-- 424 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,315 - how could you do this to me? 425 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,117 - wait, you got the wrong idea. 426 00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:01,221 - oh, sure, I guess I imagined You kissing the girl I like. 427 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,090 Haa! - nyah, ooh. 428 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,357 - hya. [smack] - ooh. Ah. 429 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,096 Ooh. 430 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,433 - boys, boys. This is all very flattering. 431 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,304 Please, continue. 432 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,280 - I didn't kiss her. She kissed me. 433 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,248 - it's true. 434 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,583 He tastes like eucalyptus. 435 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:34,221 - but, if you like po, then why Did you write me that letter? 436 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,655 - what letter? 437 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,125 - monkey, Promise you'll be calm. 438 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,793 Will you promise me that? 439 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:44,297 - okay. Okay. [exhales] 440 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,233 I'll be calm. 441 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,139 - um, ming didn't write That letter. 442 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,307 I...Kind of...Did. 443 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:04,184 - waah-yah! 444 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,752 [smack] - ooh! 445 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,820 I knew he'd take it well. - toh-ah! 446 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,822 Oh-ah! - [grunts] 447 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,324 - doh-ah! - oof! 448 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,292 [crash] Oh-hoo! 449 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,306 - stop it! 450 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,508 You're making a scene. 451 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,178 Help! Someone help! 452 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,480 Oh! You. 453 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,448 - hmm. 454 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,450 - I didn't know you liked her. - fwoo! 455 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,619 - it was supposed to be funny. - fwah! 456 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,787 Oh, yeah? 457 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,855 Well here comes the punch line. 458 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,324 [smack] - oh! Good one. 459 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,558 - waa-tah! 460 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,395 - aah! Help! 461 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,899 Help! 462 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,769 Help! Someone help! 463 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,273 Help, po. Aah! 464 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,741 - [panting] Monkey, listen. 465 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,943 Ow. Let me explain. 466 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,945 - I have nothing to say to you. 467 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,448 - okay. So how do You think I felt, 468 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,949 All those pranks You pulled on me? 469 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,384 I was just trying to get even. 470 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,386 Unh! I never wanted this To happen. 471 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,288 Ah. You gotta believe me. 472 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,694 - see? I told you We could do this. 473 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,463 Wait until they Get that ransom note. 474 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,499 We're gonna be rolling in money. 475 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,269 - oops. I forgot To leave the note. 476 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,471 - what? You forgot? Ah! 477 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,572 - why didn't you just tell me, 478 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,474 Before you let it get too far? 479 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,577 - I tried, but I was worried About hurting your feelings. 480 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,711 - really? 481 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:44,251 - now's our chance To get those guys. 482 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,352 - oh! 483 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,920 - I'm really sorry, monkey. 484 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:48,955 - dooh! - hey-ah! 485 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,261 Hurah! Oof. 486 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,929 - dah! [whoosh] 487 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,431 - huh? [smash] 488 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,733 - hai-yah. Dooh! 489 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,668 - oh, oh. 490 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,739 - rah! 491 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,909 [wham] - doh! 492 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,512 - why do you think I went through all this trouble? 493 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,314 - hree-yah. 494 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,449 [thud] Aah! 495 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,450 - huh-- - doh-oh. [thud] 496 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,652 - that makes sense. I guess. 497 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,521 - hey! Guys! 498 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,722 I'm over here. 499 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,524 - just a second! 500 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,625 Monkey, you're my best friend. 501 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,427 I'd never do anything To hurt you-- 502 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,296 - ayah! [smack] - ever. 503 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,964 - okay, you can rescue me now! 504 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,301 - I know. I just got-- - yaah! 505 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,468 [thud] - so worked up. 506 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,670 - seriously. Rescue me! 507 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:38,771 [smack] 508 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,473 - we said a second. 509 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,975 We're doing something Important here. 510 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,477 [thud] [moans] 511 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,645 - do you believe those guys? 512 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,448 I said rescue me, you nitwits! 513 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,750 - you know, you're right. 514 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,852 She is kind of mean. - right? 515 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,487 - I forgive you, po. 516 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:58,358 - thanks, buddy. - oof. 517 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,359 [footsteps] 518 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,693 [smack] 519 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,562 - oh. Ooh! 520 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,332 - rescue me, you idiots! 521 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,500 - ready? - yeah. 522 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,572 Both: yaah! 523 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,507 Yah! - yaah! 524 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,513 - ooh, uh, oh! 525 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,014 - aah! 526 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,917 - yeah! Whoo! 527 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,791 I'll take that. 528 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,395 - no. Now we've got nothing For mom's birthday. 529 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,430 - flowers are always nice. 530 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,666 - yeah. Thanks. 531 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,402 - the pleasure is ours. 532 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:49,642 - I can't believe you were going To let them carry me away. 533 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,578 To think I liked you. Hmph! 534 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:57,450 - shall we go stop a war, buddy? - let's. 535 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,721 - [grunts] [crumble] 536 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,789 [boom] 537 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:09,662 - I am pleased to return The stone of lu mong to you. 538 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,632 - now we won't have To declare war. 539 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,601 Lucky for you. 540 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,473 - between you, me, And the windmill, 541 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,075 I think we could Have taken them. 542 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,545 - come, ming. Our job here is done. 543 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,613 - yes, father. 544 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,652 Hmph. 545 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,787 - what did I ever see In her anyway? 546 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,556 - phhh. Beats me, buddy. 547 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,691 Just as long as you And I are cool. 548 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,761 - the coolest. 549 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:45,097 [snap, creak] 550 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,466 [whoosh, splat] 551 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,101 Tee hee, got you again. 552 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:55,542 - monkey! - [laughs] 553 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,747 [theme music] 554 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,782 *